True Story

9/21/09

On my new phone, there is an application called ‘Notes’. I often use it to quickly type something that I want to remember later. Usually, I type things like the name of a song I heard on the radio that I want to look up on iTunes later. This has been the case quite a bit recently, and the other day I remembered that I had two Notes in my phone and I hadn’t yet looked up those songs. I unlocked my screen, clicked the conveniently located ‘Notes’ button, and up popped THREE Notes. The first two were songs I had wanted to look up, but the third was something strange…
The time stamp had that day’s date ‘9/17/09’ and then even weirder: ‘12:35 AM’. “Why, I was asleep last night at 12:35,” I thought, “What could I possibly have written in my sleep?” I opened it and this is what it said:
“The giant moth that I was too scared/lazy to catch before trying to sleep is such a little busy-body. I hear it flitting about my entire room. I swear if I were to turn on my light, it would be reading my journal or something else obnoxious. Also, I don’t know what my pillow case is made of, but it sucks.”
Reading my journal? Really?
True Story.

P.S. The aforementioned giant moth is now dead in my windowsill. Life goes on…

Cakesters

9/1/09

“I want to eat Oreo Cakesters when I’m on my death bed,” I thought to myself, as I lay in bed eating Oreo Cakesters….

Happy Birthday to Me

8/21/09

20 Meaningful and Meaningless Things I LOVE about Life:
1. The Gospel, of course
2. My Family
3. My Best Friend
4. My Curly Hair! Even though I complain about it a lot…
5. My tan
6. My car
7. My lappy toppy, Baby ThinkPad
8. Animals
9. Blue Gatorade: does the body good
10. VS Bikinis
11. My Job
12. My somewhat gangly body
13. PCA
14. My future children
15. My future in general
16. Lasagna
17. Air conditioners
18. The beach
19. Christmas
20. Babies